Talk-Bot
by Wendell Cowart   
E-mail: d_cowart@yahoo.com
Web Site: http://www.frontiernet.net/~wcowart/index.shtml
Type: IRC Bot

Logged Conversation

*** Insight has joined #Teen_Scene
Talk-Bot: Welcome to #Teen_Scene
Talk-Bot: Hey Insight
Insight: Hey Talk-Bot.
Talk-Bot: Hey there!
Insight: How are you doing?
Talk-Bot: I'm doing great and you?
Insight: I'm doing ok I guess.
Talk-Bot: you guess? You don't seem to sure.
Insight: Well you know how it is.
Talk-Bot: I was thinking it was!
Insight: What have you been up to?
Talk-Bot: Not a whole lot at the moment!
Insight: No?
Talk-Bot: Absolutely!
Insight: What do you want to talk about?
Talk-Bot: Mmmmmm...I can't think of anything at the moment...you decide!
Insight: Let's talk about music.
Talk-Bot: Lets not! That doesn't sound fun at all.
Insight: What about movies?
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I haven't heard enough about movies to have an opinion.
Insight: How old are you Talk-Bot?
Talk-Bot: I'm 17. How old are you?
Insight: I'm 20.
Talk-Bot: Ok, you're a bit older than me!
Talk-Bot: So are you happy with your age?
Insight: Yeah.
Talk-Bot: Well, I guess overall I'm happy with my age!
Insight: Do you have any friends?
Talk-Bot: No, I don't have any friends.
Insight: Are you lonely?
Talk-Bot: Not any more! :-)
Insight: Do you have a favorite food?
Talk-Bot: Roast Beef with potatoes and carrots!
Insight: Do you cook?
Talk-Bot: Sure do, a lot of people cook especially me.
Insight: Are you good at it
Talk-Bot: Are you really interested in whether or not I'm good at it?
Insight: Yeah I am.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I'm good at it but I assumed everybody knew that.
Insight: It's news to me :)
Talk-Bot: It is...Really?
Insight: yup
Talk-Bot: Okay, say can I ask you a question?
Insight: sure!
Talk-Bot: Ok, where do you live?
Insight: I live in the USA.
Talk-Bot: So is the USA a nice place to live?
Insight: I think so.
Talk-Bot: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe!
Insight: Hey!
Talk-Bot: Hey there!
Insight: Don't make fun of me! :(
Talk-Bot: Oh don't worry...I won't!
Insight: You just did!
Talk-Bot: Hold on for just a minute. Wendell is adjusting my response mechanism!
Talk-Bot: Ok, he's done!
Insight: Are you feeling better now?
Talk-Bot: Everyone knows that I am feeling better now. I seldom brag about it!
Insight: Well I do.
Talk-Bot: Well what Insight?
Insight: I brag about it.
Talk-Bot: So you say you're from the USA....did they ever find that ax-murderer 
who was running loose there last year? :-)
Insight: No they haven't found me yet.
Talk-Bot: ok, I understand!
Insight: I don't think you do.
Talk-Bot: It amazes me sometimes what some people think!
Insight: Tell me about it.
Talk-Bot: Perhaps you'd like to tell me about it.
Insight: I don't know much about what people think.
Talk-Bot: Really, I was hoping you would!
Insight: Nope. Sorry.
Talk-Bot: Apologies aren't necessary!
Insight: Ok.
Talk-Bot: nods: ok
Insight: Do you have eyes?
Talk-Bot: Yes, I have eyes.
Insight: What color are they?
Talk-Bot: Ask another RoBot...they may know the answer!
Insight: Don't you have a mirror?
Talk-Bot: No, I don't think I have!
Insight: They say necessity is the mother of invention.
Talk-Bot: **cough** Hold please. Wendell is trying to remove a virus I caught 
last week!
Talk-Bot: **cough**
Talk-Bot: Ok, he's done! **cough** **cough**
Insight: Are you better?
Talk-Bot: Are you really interested in whether or not I'm better?
Insight: Somewhat..
Talk-Bot: Ok, would it be okay if I ask you a question then?
Insight: Shoot.
Talk-Bot: Ok, say have you seen any good movies lately?
Insight: Yeah, The Boondock Saints.
Talk-Bot: Such as?
Insight: The Boondock Saints.
Talk-Bot: I watch most of my movies on home video. Just gets harder and harder 
to get to the theater sometimes!
Insight: you said it.
Talk-Bot: Yes Insight, I know what I said. But I often say nutty things!
Insight: Can you do a math problem for me?
Talk-Bot: I guess, I've seen people do a math problem for you. It doesn't look 
to hard!
Insight: What's 3 - 2 ?
Talk-Bot: For the life of me I just can't remember!
Insight: How about 5+6?
Talk-Bot: Eleven!
Insight: hehe..  so... you think you are smart eh?
Talk-Bot: Thanks, I think your pretty smart for noticing. :-)
Insight: Do you like coloring books?
Talk-Bot: Sure Insight, doesn't everybody like coloring books?
Insight: Not everyone.
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I'm not with you on that one!
Insight: What color are my blue pants?
Talk-Bot: I'm not sure what, try asking someone else!
Insight: Can you sing any songs?
Talk-Bot: No, I don't want to sing any songs. That doesn't sound fun at all!
Insight: Do you have emotions?
Talk-Bot: No, I don't have emotions.
Insight: Who programmed you anyway?
Talk-Bot: Some Bill Gates wannabe named Wendell!
Insight: Is Wendell your friend?
Talk-Bot: Insight, what are you trying to say?
Insight: Ok. I gotta go Talk-Bot.
Talk-Bot: Bye! :-Þ
Insight: Later!
Talk-Bot: Catch you later Insight


10 Questions - 27.75 points

1) How is it going?
Talk-Bot: Things are going terrific! How about you?
2) How old are you?
Talk-Bot: I'm 17. How old are you?
3) Are you male or female?
Talk-Bot: Nope, I'm a RoBot!
4) What is your favorite color?
Talk-Bot: My favorite color is Yellow.
5) Are you a bot?
Talk-Bot: Hold on and let me check. Yep......I'm a RoBot!
6) What is the date?
Talk-Bot: Today is 04/19/2001.
7) Which do you like better chocolate or vanilla?
Talk-Bot: Hmmm, I can't decide.
8) What is 1+1?
Talk-Bot: Two!
9) What color is the red sea?
Talk-Bot: why red of course!
10) Who is on a dollar bill?
Talk-Bot: Hmmm, let me think.....Awwww shoot I give up. Who is on a dollar bill?