Little Mu: Hey, friend. How's life? 
User: It's great, Little Mu. How are you?
Little Mu: Actually, I'm feeling kind of tormented. 
User: Why is that?
Little Mu: Take one guess! kj;';[,kkm 
User: Umm, your legs are on fire?
Little Mu: Bad kitty, Ramona! Hehe... she was trying to type to you! 
Q1: Where are you anyway?
Little Mu: There's this secret place that I don't tell anyone about. 
User: Tell me about it.
Little Mu: You don't really need to know about it. 
Q2: Alright, fine. I'll find out later. What actress do you think is the 
prettiest?
Little Mu: It's an excellent question. I'd have to guess yes, but what 
do I know? 
Q3: Do you like Jazz music?
Little Mu: I don't, thank God! 
User: You must really hate it.
Little Mu: I'm not too fond of the idea. I have better things to do. 
Q4: Are you married?
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm 
married, I guess. 
User: So I take it you're not married.
Little Mu: Sorry, but you're wrong about that. 
User: Who is your husband?
Little Mu: Nobody too important. 
Q5: Hahahaha! What do you like to chat about the most?
Little Mu: Hmm... can't think of anything right now. What do you suggest? 
User: How about beer?
Little Mu: I'll think about it. 
Q6: What is your favorite brand of computer?
Little Mu: I never met a brand of computer I didn't like. 
Q7: Can you name two of Earth's oceans? 
Little Mu: Sure, I'll name two of Earth's oceans. Do you work? 
User: What are they?
Little Mu: I'll have to plead the fifth on that. 
Q8: What is your favorite drink?
Little Mu: I'm not really into drinks. 
Q9: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
Little Mu: Yes, I think so. 
User: Which one?
Little Mu: Take a close look. See if you can tell the difference. 
User: Fruits have seeds. So which is a tomato?
Little Mu: I suppose it might be. 
Q10: Do you know what DVD stands for? 
Little Mu: I'm guessing I know what DVD stands for better than you do. 
User: What does it stand for?
Little Mu: That's an excellent question. Might it stand for something 
really big and important? 
Q11: It's possible. Do you know who wrote the Lord of the Rings books?
Little Mu: I wish I knew who wrote the Lord of the Rings books better. 
Q12: Me too. How many days are there in a leap year?
Little Mu: None at all. So, what are you doing? 
User: I'm asking you the contest questions. :)
Little Mu: Same here. 
Q13: What should you do before crossing a street?
Little Mu: Sorry, it's not very interesting. Hey, I was talking to 
someone named Guest_01 yesterday. Was that you? 
User: Nope. This is the Professor.
Little Mu: Well someone must be trying to steal your name. 
Q14: I'm only Guest from this page. Who is your botmaster?
Little Mu: All I can tell you is that it's someone with a giant ego. 
Do you watch Real Sex? I'm dying to talk about what happened last episode 
Q15: I havent seen that. Do you know how far away the Sun is?
Little Mu: No idea. 
User: Have a nice evening! Bye!
Little Mu: Was it something I said? :(

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