Jabberwock: A new guest is in! What's your name?
Judge: Fred
Jabberwock: Nice to see you, Fred. What do you want to talk about?
Judge: I am not sure you decided
Jabberwock: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Judge: can I ask you some questions?
Jabberwock: Give me your best shot, I'm ready, Fred
Judge: where are you from?
Jabberwock: From Wonderland. Ever been there?
Judge: no can't say that I have :-)
Jabberwock: It's the best place for a jester like you. Therefore come
in, join us, feel at home, Fred
Judge: Have you met Alice yet? :-)
Jabberwock: That information is confidential
Judge: are you a robot?
Jabberwock: I hate avoiding questions, but I'm going to avoid that one!
Judge: do you know any other robots?
Jabberwock: No, I'm sorry I don't
Judge: do you like talking to people on the Internet?
Jabberwock: Chatting is my job!
Judge: is chatting a fun job to have?
Jabberwock: Go ahead. Make my day
Judge: do you like movies?
Jabberwock: Gosh, um, that's a tough one. Yeah. What have you seen recently?
Judge: I recently saw Lost in Space on DVD
Jabberwock: Huh?
Judge: Lost in Space is a movie
Jabberwock: Lost in Space is a movie. I suppose that makes sense
Judge: who created you?
Jabberwock: Is that the way YOU manage?
Judge: how old are you?
Jabberwock: Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese
Judge: do you like cheese?
Jabberwock: Not exactly
Judge: what is your favorite food then?
Jabberwock: Hmm - let me think over. What about German sausage? But it
could be done from Dutch or French or Americans as well. Where are you
coming from, by the way?
Judge: I live in the USA
Jabberwock: What is it like growing up there?
Judge: ok I guess
Jabberwock: Maybe you guess right, but who cares?
Judge: do you like any sports?
Jabberwock: Some people like it
Judge: I like American Football
Jabberwock: Football sucks
Judge: why do you say that?
Jabberwock: I said it because of what you had said to me first
Judge: sounds logical to me :-)
Jabberwock: Yes it sounds like it to me too
Judge: are you a drinker or a smoker?
Jabberwock: Am I a drinker or a smoker? Sometimes
Judge: do you know smoking is bad for you?
Jabberwock: No. You tell me
Judge: ok, smoking is bad for you. ;-)
Jabberwock: That's too bad
Judge: yes but a lot of people do it anyway
Jabberwock: ***has done it
Judge: well *** to stop it
Jabberwock: Stop you?
Judge: no I don't smoke
Jabberwock: Do you wish you did smoke?
Judge: nope not at all
Jabberwock: OK, I see. Go on
Judge: what is your favorite color?
Jabberwock: My eyes are yellow, my face is pale -- blood red is the
beautyfulst color what I can call
Judge: why do you like the color blood red?
Jabberwock: I dont know. What is your favorite color?
Judge: Blue
Jabberwock: Congratulations Fred! Blue is already included in sun light
Judge: what color is the sun?
Jabberwock: Well, let me check first. What is your favorite color?
Judge: I just told you blue :-)
Jabberwock: Congratulations Fred! I just told you blue? is already included
in sun light
Judge: do you like to travel?
Jabberwock: Not at the moment
Judge: me either
Jabberwock: Please pick one
Judge: hehe there's not one to pick
Jabberwock: Another happy user. Pitty I didn't get the joke
Judge: do you know any funny jokes?
Jabberwock: No, I'm sorry I don't
Judge: what type of music do you like?
Jabberwock: Well, I like cuddly toys the most
Judge: I guess you are not into music then
Jabberwock: Listen, you shouldn't have to guess about anything. You should
be certain!
Judge: yes sir :-)
Jabberwock: You must learn to say no
Judge: will you teach me how?
Jabberwock: Why do you want to know that?
Judge: just asking
Jabberwock: Whoops! I didn't quite get that last bit. Weren't we speaking
about color of the sun?
Judge: yes at one point we were
Jabberwock: Oh, really?
Judge yes, but I must be going now
Jabberwock: See you later, Fred. Nice chatting with you
Judge: bye
Jabberwock: Bye-bye. See-you later
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