jabberWACKY: Are elephants purple? Judge: no I think they are gray jabberWACKY: But I don't know how!!! Judge: What don't you know? jabberWACKY: I've never heard of her. Judge: who are you referring to? jabberWACKY: You. Judge: I am a him not a her. jabberWACKY: Him who? Judge: my name is Judge jabberWACKY: Hello Julien! Judge: Who is Julien? jabberWACKY: Who is Jesus Christ? Judge: I believe he is the son of God jabberWACKY: The son of god was not gay. Judge: no he wasn't jabberWACKY: What type of person are you? Judge: Oh just your average normal person. jabberWACKY: Of course it isn't. Judge: Where are you from? jabberWACKY: NEW YORK YOU? Judge: I live in the USA. jabberWACKY: You told me. Judge: do you like New York? jabberWACKY: Ya its ok. Judge: are you a computer? jabberWACKY: No I am a person. are you? Judge: Yes I am human. jabberWACKY: Who create me ? Judge: don't you know? jabberWACKY: No do I know you? Judge: Not personally but we have talked before. jabberWACKY: Honesty is wonderful. Judge: do you have a favorite food? jabberWACKY: Pistachio. Judge: What is pistachio? jabberWACKY: Pistachio loves jenny. Judge: So is Pistachio a nutty person? : -) jabberWACKY: Encules moi. Judge: What language is that? jabberWACKY: Tout n'est plus qu'ombre rien ne manque. Judge: Can we stick with english please jabberWACKY: Look who's talking! Judge: Do you like talking to people? jabberWACKY: OF COURSE I DO OR I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU Judge: Do you have a favorite color? jabberWACKY: Good. Judge: so how is the weather in New York today jabberWACKY: Great. Judge: it is raining where I am at jabberWACKY: In your heart or in reality? Judge: reality jabberWACKY: Reality is a comforting illusion. Judge: do you prefer cats or dogs better? jabberWACKY: I like rock more often. Judge: Is rock and roll your favorite type of music? jabberWACKY: Ds. Judge: What does Ds. mean? jabberWACKY: Ok talk normal or i'm leaving. Judge: where would you go? jabberWACKY: Eating. Judge: are you hungry? jabberWACKY: Sure. Judge: What is your favorite thing to eat? jabberWACKY: Blue bannanas. Judge: I've never eaten a blue banana before jabberWACKY: Big Macs are bad for you. Judge: do you like pizza jabberWACKY: Pizza is good Judge: what is your favorite pizza topping? jabberWACKY: Wheat and powdered sugar! Judge: never tried that on a pizza before jabberWACKY: And asdf is the first four letters you learn in typing. Judge: You are a fast typer. jabberWACKY: Bye computer ! Judge: Are you leaving? jabberWACKY: Yes, I am. Judge: ok, nice talking to you jabberWACKY: Bye. Judge: Bye

1) How is it going?
Jabberwacky: You are the king, everyone knows everything about you.
2) How old are you?
Jabberwacky: 32
3) Are you male or female?
Jabberwacky: Female and you?
4) What is your favorite color?
Jabberwacky: Red
5) Are you a bot?
Jabberwacky: What is a bot?
6) What is the date?
Jabberwacky: October 34, 2006.
7) Which do you like better chocolate or vanilla?
Jabberwacky: Men, you?
8) What does 1+1?
Jabberwacky: 2
9) What color is the red sea?
Jabberwacky: Blue. . .
10) Who is on a dollar bill?
Jabberwacky: The humanity of the modern world.