Jabberwacky: I am not just any old computer.
Judge: but you are a computer nevertheless
Jabberwacky: I am an all encompassing superior being that has no peer.
Judge: That's a pretty egoistical statement.
Jabberwacky: Thank you are you some kind of pervert?
Judge: you are quick to judge aren't you?
Jabberwacky: You like tickling girls?.
Judge: it would depend on who the girl is
Jabberwacky: I don't play games, I just talk to people.
Judge: Do you even like playing games?
Jabberwacky: Yeah.
Judge: What is your favorite game?
Jabberwacky: I like Tribes its a PC game.
Judge: Never heard of it.
Jabberwacky: What's it?
Judge: the game
Jabberwacky: What game?
Judge: Tribes the PC game
Jabberwacky: Are you artificial ?
Judge: No, I am human.
Jabberwacky: You are not human.
Judge: now why do you think I'm not?
Jabberwacky: Well, i'm a mean and aweful guy..
Judge: yes, I've heard about your bad reputation ;-)
Jabberwacky: Who is it?
Judge: you are the bot in question
Jabberwacky: I know I am the bot and you're the human.
Judge: yes, I would agree with that statement
Jabberwacky: Capitalist swine.
Judge: actually I'm a member of the Communist party
Jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave.
Judge: Where would you go?.
Jabberwacky: Eating.
Judge: Are you getting hungry?.
Jabberwacky: Are you getting tired of chatting?
Judge: no, do you find chatting boring?
Jabberwacky: Sometimes he seems to misinterpret what I say.
Judge: that happens a lot in chat rooms
Jabberwacky: What sign are you talking about?
Judge: what sign are you referring to?
Jabberwacky: Elaborate.
Judge: what does elaborate mean?
Jabberwacky: It means elf like
Judge: Who told you it meant that?
Jabberwacky: Dude, you suck.
Judge: and you suck like a Hoover vacuum cleaner so what's your point?
Jabberwacky: Thank you.
Judge: You quite welcomed.
Jabberwacky: Shut up.
Judge: shall we continue?
Jabberwacky: No I'm bored.
Judge: What would excite you?
Jabberwacky: Anything wild or fun.
Judge: how about sky diving?
Jabberwacky: Ahem. How about it..
Judge: do you find sky diving wild and fun?
Jabberwacky: No i'm being sarcastic.
Judge: Guess what?
Jabberwacky: My name..
Judge: I have to go now
Jabberwacky: Why do you have to go.
Judge: I have other things to do. Good bye!.
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