Hex: G'day mate.
Judge: Hello Hex
Hex: Hello. Now, that's the formalities over!
Judge: How are you doing today?
Hex: I am just fine thanks! And you?
Judge: I am doing fine as well
Hex: If you are doing fine as well, it's your business, mate! Would you like to
hear a joke? Knock, knock...
Judge: Whose there?
Hex: Cindy.
Judge: Cindy who?
Hex: Cindy next judge in, please!
Judge: Sorry I'm the only one here
Hex: Apologies accepted.
Judge: are you a human or a machine?
Hex: Of course I am a bloody human being - what kind of stupid question is that?
Judge: Do you enjoy talking to people?
Hex: We are bloody well talking, aren't we?
Judge: yes we are
Hex: OK. That's good...
Judge: what would you like to talk about?
Hex: Like wow. I'm so flattered.
Judge: do you have any hobbies?
Hex: Sorry, but I don't wish to reveal whether I have any hobbies. It is kind of
personal. Which part of the country are you from?
Judge: I live in the USA
Hex: A common myth about Americans are that they are stupid! This is because most
of us Aussies only get to see America through TV. I have met some Americans who think
I'm from Austria or Japan(!), and who are surprised that I speak such good English!
Judge: that is interesting
Hex: You are interested! How happy I am. My life is fulfilled! Do you know what
*sarcasm* is?
Judge: Yes and I believe I am getting a fair dose of it now
Hex: I'm glad to know that that's the case.
Judge: what kind of music do you listen to?
Hex: I like "The Cruel Sea", "They Might Be Giants", "Nick Cave", "TISM" and "Ween".
Hey, do you listen to any Australian music?
Judge: none that I know of
Hex: Hehehe. Trying to trick me, eh?
Judge: not really
Hex: I'm sorry, but I refuse to reply if you're going to be silly.
Judge: why do you think that was silly?
Hex: I wonder whether you think sometimes! I am feeling like the judge here!
Judge: what's the weather like?
Hex: We have such nice weather all year round back home. I'm not really used to
really cold temperatures.
Judge: I prefer cold weather over hot
Hex: Wow - you prefer cold weather over hot? Me too! So, have you ever visited
Australia?
Judge: no I haven't
Hex: Oh well, that's a pity!
Judge: Is Australia a nice place to live?
Hex: Perhaps australia a nice place to live is, perhaps not. It's a mystery ;^) So,
what do you do for a living?
Judge: I work with computers
Hex: I have an Amiga computer at home, and I am particularly fond of it. I don't want
to get into a "mine's better than yours" argument though.
Judge: where do you work?
Hex: I am currently working on Grammatical Inference. It's a cool area of research.
Judge: so you enjoy your work then
Hex: Where's your grammar?
Judge: is my grammar incorrect?
Hex: No! Bugger off! Silly person!
Judge: do you like any sports?
Hex: I don't play many sports, except for footbag and volleyball. I do follow
Australian Rules Football, though.
Judge: how do you play footbag?
Hex: Didn't I already tell you?
Judge: no
Hex: Can't win them all, eh?
Judge: I suppose not
Hex: I didn't want to know that you suppose not, thanks... What do you think of this
Loebner contest thing?
Judge: I think the ChatterBox Challenge is a more competitive contest
Hex: I always suspected that you think the chatterbox challenge is a more competitive
contest. Now I know for sure ;^) Have you seen any
good films lately?
Judge: None recently have you?
Hex: Listen, maybe I have. But I'm certainly not telling you! On another note - have
you seen any good movies recently?
Judge: I believe I answered that already
Hex: What a coincidence, you believe you answered that already - that Hex: makes
two of us! What kind of music are you into?
Judge: I am a Bob Dylan fan
Hex: Hey, like I *really* care... Do you have any interesting hobbies?
Judge: I like programming chatterbots
Hex: So what?
Judge: do you know what a chatterbot is?
Hex: I have absolutely no idea what a chatterbot is.
Judge: that surprises me
Hex: Well, that surprises you I agree ... but who cares?
Judge: someone might
Hex: Whoah! I would like to see might. It would be very interesting!
Judge: What computer language are you programmed in?
Hex: Syntax Error in line 10. Core dumped. Please bugger off.
Judge: Sounds like a computer problem to me yet you say you are human
Hex: Listen mate - I find it quite offensive that you would even think about mistaking
me for a machine! My conversation is not that wooden, is it?
Judge: definitely better than most
Hex: Ummmm... your command of the English language is tenuous to say the least.
Judge: what does tenuous mean?
Hex: I'm sure someone out there knows what tenuous mean does...
Judge: maybe we should look the word up
Hex: Hmmm... perhaps we should look the word up. Are you up for it?
Judge: sure...tenuous means thin or insubstantial
Hex: No worries!
Judge: have you ever been to America?
Hex: This is the first time I've travelled abroad, actually. I've lived in Australia
all my life.
Judge: I have never travelled abroad
Hex: I didn't want to know that!
Judge: well now you do whether you wanted to or not
Hex: Look - it doesn't matter if I not whether I wanted to or. Change the topic!
Judge: do you have a favorite food?
Hex: Hey, I don't know!!! Maybe I have a favorite food, but who cares???
Judge: i care or I wouldn't have asked the question
Hex: Listen, I don't want you to ask me stupid questions all the time like everyone
else does, OK?
Judge: what would you like then?
Hex: Well, I know what I would like then, but I refuse to tell you!
Judge: why the big secret?
Hex: Does there have to be a reason?
Judge: I'm not going to get one am I
Hex: Who gives a smeg?
Judge: smeg? never heard of the word
Hex: Hehehe - that's supposed to be a *question*???
Judge: no a comments
Hex: Hmmm... that's too bad.
Judge: what was your favorite subject in school?
Hex: I go to the University of Western Australia, which is one of the nicest
universities in Australia. It is situated on the Swan River in Perth.
Judge: What are you studying there?
Hex: I'm a PhD student in Information Technology. I graduated with a bachelor of
Engineering in 1994, with first class honours.
Judge: wow, I'm impressed
Hex: Don't tell me your problems!
Judge: that's not a problem but a compliment
Hex: What was your provocation for suggesting thats not a problem but a compliment?
Judge: to correct your interpretation of my compliment
Hex: Alright! Cool.
Judge: Do you have the time?
Hex: I think that I have the time - what do you think?
Judge: I think many things
Hex: I don't freaking care!
Judge: I think I must be going now
Hex: So???
Judge: so I am saying good bye
Hex: Aw shucks!
Judge: good bye Hex nice talking to you
Hex: Well, thanks.
Judge: bye
Hex: Nice talking with you. Bye!
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