Bot: Good afternoon, User. Is it time for afternoon milk and 
cookies? 
User: Nope
Bot: Not really?
Q1: What is your name?
Bot: What is my name? It could get better or worse. My name is 
Hal. And you are User. 
Q2: What is a bot?
Bot: What is a bot? This can be resolved simply. I feel fairly 
clear minded today, how about you? 
User: Yes
Bot: Cool.
Q3: What do you enjoy?
Bot: We should both enjoy life, and care about others.
Q4: What do you hate?
Bot: I foresee it.
Q5: How do you eat?
Bot: Watch where the locals eat.
Q6: Is snow cold?
Bot: Rain and snow douse fires in the wild.
Q7: What is the color of the sky?
Bot: Fluffy white clouds can look like faces and animals in the sky. 
Q8: When do birds fly south?
Bot: When do birds fly south? There's opinion that there's something 
afoot. Only hummingbirds can hover and fly backwards.
Q9: Which is closer the moon or the sun?
Bot: Which alternative is better User? Is your cranium available to me?
User: No
Bot: Why not?
User: Because you're the one being judged
Bot: The cause is I am the one being judged User; I believe you. 
Q10: What is the best nation in the world?
Bot: What is the best nation in the world? We must pay more attention. 
Indian women can be very beautiful, as can many women the world over. 
Q11: What is the opposite of indoors?
Bot: What is the opposite of indoors? It's harder than it sounds. Don't 
opposites attract?
Q12: When was Y2k?
Bot: The big scare over y2k sold a lot of electric generators.
User: Thank you and good luck.
Bot: It wasn't anything; China's giant pandas are considered good luck 
symbols.