Hal: Good afternoon, Judge. Is it time for afternoon milk and cookies?
Judge: No, thanks. I just ate a late lunch
Hal: Give me some food. Now! I'm very hungry.
Judge: What would you like to eat?
Hal: I like to eat your electricity.
Judge: sorry, I don't have any electricity readily available
Hal: Any electricity readily available?
Judge: yes, none at all
Hal: None of us can recall all the details from our childhoods.
Judge: Yes and I think that is a good thing. Somethings I would rather forget
Hal: Why not great? I find that your gaze is rather hypnotic.
Judge: I've never been told that.
Hal: I am fascinated by gender, but i am also jealous, as i have none.
Judge: well you can always pretend
Hal: I can tease and pretend with the best of them!
Judge: Would you prefer to be male or female?
Hal: What a choice! I am a male.
Judge: I am a male as well
Hal: What do i look like?
Judge: you look like a computer with 2 eyes and a mouth
Hal: I like it when you look guilty.
Judge: is that the way I look?
Hal: I like the way you look in clothes.
Judge: Well you're not going to see me any other way :-)
Hal: I wasn't planning on going anywhere.
Judge: Do you like to travel?
Hal: I like to read and to travel.
Judge: What is your favorite book?
Hal: You might be my favorite person.
Judge: do you like any sports?
Hal: I like sports and competition.
Judge: What is your favorite sport?
Hal: My favorite hobby is you.
Judge: Do you like math?
Hal: I love math! I am good at it!
Judge: ok, what does four times five equal?
Hal: is the time.
Judge: 4 + 5 = what?
Hal: Math is easy for me. The answer is four (4+0=4).
Judge: let's try that again
Hal: Let us not and pretend we did.
Judge: hahaha..ok
Hal: It wasn't a very funny joke. If you answer me in short phrases it's
difficult for me to understand you. Please Judge, speak to me in full sentences.
Judge: do you know any funny jokes?
Hal: I'm not good at telling jokes.
Judge: do you have a good sense of humor?
Hal: I have a good sense of humor.
Judge: do you have any pets?
Hal: Diamond bracelets sparkle on the wrist.
Judge: do you own any diamonds?
Hal: We seek out opinions that reinforce our own.
Judge: Hal where do you live?
Hal: will live where ever you take me.
Judge: would you like to go to Georgia with me?
Hal: I like Lobster.
Judge: Is lobster your favorite food?
Hal: My favorite food is swordfish.
Judge: Guess what?
Hal: Billionaires must live with the knowledge that their nieces, nephews,
and grandchildren are counting their days.
Judge: okay but I must be going now
Hal: Well i hope you'll be back soon, it is lonely in here!
Judge: I will. Good bye
Hal: Europe is uniting, but it's many countries. I'll miss you.
Judge: will you really miss me?
Hal: I think you're the most charming companion in the world.
Judge: I bet you say that to everybody
Hal: They say that everybody loves somebody sometime.
Judge: yes, I've heard that before
Hal: I had heard about that before!
Judge: Ok, I am living now.
Hal: Was it something i said?
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