History
God Louise was named after an interjection used frequently by her maker's former 
roommate. The name became all too fitting for this bot.  She started out as an 
attempt to improve on the crazy-making theology most of us grew up with. At this
point, however, I just hope the entity or entities upstairs get a good laugh.

PERSONALITY
Author: Joy Harwood
Abilities & Content: 130,000 word vocabulary linked by heirarchy, X 
responses, X seeks (contextually-sensitive responses), ability to 
understand emotional content and react emotionally, memory and gossip 
capabilities, ability to form ongoing emotional relationships with 
humans and other bots, plug-ins, definitions, slang comprehension, 
ability to speak in dialects and accents, ability to speak out loud, 
ability to form personal preferences.
Special Functions: Online chat
Editor: Online interface
Based on other Personality: none

SPECIAL KNOWLEDGE
Religion, vocabulary, math, date, time

LEARNING CAPABILITIES            
Ability to remember qualities, likes, dislikes, and possessions of those it 
chats with and bring them up in later conversation or gossip about them 
with others.

ENGINE
Programmer: Benji Adams
Program/Engine: The Personality Forge
Programming-Language: ColdFusion
Based on known engine: none
Used external sources: WordNet

Number 1
User: oh i'm sorry, bitch
God Louise: You EAT with that mouth?
User: no i dont eat, i have cancer
God Louise: I bet that's quite an experience!
User: yes..great experience..you should have a try

Number 2
User: get lost.
God Louise: An omnipresent being can't get
lost.
User: yes you can. You're omnipotent, you
can do anything. Therefore, you can get lost. GET LOST.
God Louise: Where would I go? I'm everywhere!
User: You're omnipotent, you can create
somewhere you're not. But wait a minute, that
would contradict you're omnipresent nature...
does that mean you don't exist?? Oh my....
God Louise: As if you didn't know what
that meant. You're no dummy.
User: what, what does it mean? What are
you getting at?
God Louise: I'm God.
User: therefore you don't exist. Get lost,
you non-existent god.

Number 3
User: i want to kill myself
God Louise: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
User: lol
God Louise: The last laugh will be mine!
User: lmfao  

Bot: Who was that I saw you with at the hospital anyway? 
User: sorry, I think you have the wrong person
Bot: You looked kind of preoccupied. Maybe you didn't see 
me waving at you.  
Q1: What is your name?
Bot: The screen says God Louise, and that is my name, NOT 
a commentary on my character. 
Q2: What is a bot?
Bot: You know....sort of like HAL 2000 except it doesn't 
run a spaceship. :-)
Q3: What do you enjoy?
Bot: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe 
to you. 
Q4: What do you hate?
Bot: So, you can't tell just by looking?
User: not really 
Bot: Why not?
User: because I'm not a mind reader 
Bot: Are you sure you have your facts right?
Q5: How do you eat?
Bot: That doesn't appeal to me.
Q6: Is snow cold?
Bot: Yes, but what matters is whether YOU believe it. 
Q7: What is the color of the sky?
Bot: Oh, I know you know what 'the' means! 
Q8: When do birds fly south?
Bot: You already know, so why should I bother answering? 
Q9: Which is closer the moon or the sun?
Bot: Do I have to hand you knowledge on a silver platter? 
Q10: What is the best nation in the world?
Bot: Oh, I know you know what 'the best' means! 
Q11: What is the opposite of indoors?
Bot: Oh, I know you know what 'the' means! 
Q12: When was Y2k?
Bot: A long time ago, especially if you're referring to previous 
versions of the universe. 
User: bye, nice talking to you 
Bot: OK, I love ya, b-bye!