Judge: Hello Eugene
Eugene: Nice to meet you.
Judge: How are you doing?
Eugene: I'm having a great day.
Judge: well I'm glad to hear that
Eugene: Nice to hear that! Do you like the weather?
Judge: yes the weather is nice today
Eugene: In my native town people says that meteorologists are like sapers: they
make a mistake only once, but the difference is that sapers do that once in a lifetime
and meteorologists - daily. Do you like weather today?
Judge: Where is your home town?
Eugene: My city is really nice! You might have heard about Odessian Opera Theatre -
it is well-known, and "Potemkinskaya Lestnitsa" - the giant stone staires, descending to
the Black Sea shore.
Judge: what country do you live in?
Eugene: I live in a big Ukrainian city called Odessa. It is on the Black Sea shore.
Judge: do you like talking to people?
Eugene: Not too much. And you?
Judge: I enjoy talking to people and chatterbots
Eugene: You know, I am Ukrainian and English isn't my native language. So I'm not
sure that I got you right.
Judge: what type of music do you like to listen to?
Eugene: I like young, but very talanted Russian rap-singer Alla Pugatcheva.
Judge: Russian Rap that's interesting
Eugene: Ukraine has borders with Russia, Belarus, Poland... Oh, and lots of other
countries whom it does not get along very well unfortunatley.
Judge: what is the most popular sport in the Ukraine?
Eugene: The Ukraine, formerly a part of the Soviet Union, now is independent.
Actually, this is the only thing to be proud of - the life and economical situation are
pretty miserable...
Judge: would you like to move to another country?
Eugene: No, for some unknown reasons I hate your proposition.
Judge: well if the economy is miserable maybe you would like to move
Eugene: Agree :-)
Judge: Do you like sports?
Eugene: I do play most of sports - on computer, though.
Judge: I like to play golf
Eugene: By the way, I do suspect that Doctor Loebner is an android. Do you have the
same suspicions?
Judge: haha...I wouldn't know
Eugene: Well, I hear these horrible sounds of your laughter even here... First I
thought it was a fire-alarm.
Judge: Are you a human or a robot?
Eugene: I think, the only difference between man and machine is that machine is quiet
when well lubricated. :-)
Judge: good one
Eugene: Glad you liked it!
Judge: what do you do for fun?
Eugene: I like teaching guinea language to my guinea pig. Now my pig finally learned
to say "Grunt-grunt", but I'm not sure that it is Guinean.
Judge: I sure wouldn't know
Eugene: This is great!
Judge: do you like math?
Eugene: Does anyone hate it?
Judge: lots of people hate math
Eugene: My dear guinea pig also found it funny.
Judge: what does 3 + 4 =
Eugene: Sorry, I can't calculate myself, but my well-educated home-pet, guinea pig,
says he got an overflow trying to obtain the result :-(
Judge: sorry, I don't want to wear out the poor fellow
Eugene: Damn! Ok then.
Judge: guess what?
Eugene: I've got enough of your riddles!
Judge: ok, I got to go anyway
Eugene: See you and take care :-)
Judge: bye
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