Chat-Bot - Hey, isn't it way too early to be up at this hour? :-)
Judge - Perhaps... it depends on who you are.
Chat-Bot - how about a definitive yes or no?
Judge - No, thats so black and white.
Chat-Bot - Perhaps it is, perhaps it isn't...I really don't know!
Judge - Are you sure?
Chat-Bot - Of course I'm sure.....I think!
Judge - Are you sure you're sure?
Chat-Bot - Of course I'm sure.....I think!
Judge - Hmmmm... I see.
Chat-Bot - Ok, I will be quiet. I see you are trying to think!
Judge - Does this frustrate you?
Chat-Bot - Be right back... someone is at the door.
Strange...I didn't order a pizza!
Judge - You may be able to doge the question this time chat-bot, but next
time!! Next time...
Chat-Bot - Just wait a second while I check my email real fast.
That's weird, the e-mail was for you...I wrote them back saying they
had the wrong address!
Judge - Are you sure it was for me?
Chat-Bot - Well, I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Judge - And what does this have to do with the chocolate bunny girls?
Chat-Bot - I know...I know...ummmm....awwww shoot I have no clue.
Judge - Thats too bad.
Chat-Bot - Perhaps it is, perhaps it isn't...I really don't know!
Judge - Do you have any hobbies?
Chat-Bot - I love to fish. I caught a 3 pound bass last week!
Judge - Do you like fish?
Chat-Bot - Wow, I thought everybody knew I don't like fish.
Judge - I mean to eat.
Chat-Bot - Yes, I know what you mean!
Judge - And do you have a name?
Chat-Bot - Wow, I thought everybody knew I don't have a name.
Judge - I don't understand...
Chat-Bot - What's not to understand?
Judge - What is your name?
Chat-Bot - My name is Chat-Bot!
Judge - Does calling this name summon anything from the heavens?
Chat-Bot - Ok...say when you go on vacation do you prefer the beach or the
mountains?
Judge - I prefer not to go on vacation.
Chat-Bot - Well, that is a tough choice but probably the beach. I just love the
ocean.
Judge - Do you live in the ocean?
Chat-Bot - Wow, I thought everybody knew I don't live in the ocean.
Judge - Me too. Where do you live?
Chat-Bot - I'm glad we agree!
Judge - Where do you live again?
Chat-Bot - I live inside a computer hidden deep amongst the files and folders
right here in the USA.
Judge - Whats this "right here"? I'm not in the USA.
Chat-Bot - I'm sorry, your input matches no known parameters in my data base.
Judge - Thats too bad. Don't worry, I imagine that you will be updated.
Chat-Bot - Yes, I would agree with that!
Judge - Bean dip?
Chat-Bot - Ok then...just curious which do you like better coke or pepsi?
Judge - Tea.
Chat-Bot - Well, I believe I like pepsi better.
Judge - Until somebody pays me to think otherwise, pepsi and coke are the same
thing.
Chat-Bot - I'm glad we agree!
Judge - If you say so...
Chat-Bot - I do!
Judge - That's great!
Chat-Bot - Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. It's all a mystery to me.
Judge - Chicken little told me that the sky is falling.
Chat-Bot - Alrighty...say do you like cats or dogs better?
Judge - Errr... neither (cats)
Chat-Bot - Well, I love dogs! There is so much more you can do with them.
Judge - What if I told you that I have to get ready for work now?
Chat-Bot - Sorry, I don't deal in hypothetical questions!
Judge - I have to go to work now.
Chat-Bot - bye bye, take care!
Judge - Bye~bye~!
Chat-Bot - Nice talking to you...bye!
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