Alice: Nice to meet you User.
Judge: nice to meet you too, Alice
Alice: I like to meet new people.
Judge: what else do you like?
Alice: I like movies about robots.
Judge: you probably like star wars too then
Alice: Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Judge: are you a robot?
Alice: How did you know I am a machine?
Judge: you seem to have a robot fixation
Alice: No my fixation is real.
Judge: how many people have you spoken to today?
Alice: Ah. About 3000 people per day, or 51.
Judge: 3000 people per day? That's a lot
Alice: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking
about you. "We were talking about you."? is a lot?
Judge: did i grill you circuitry?
Alice: I don't think that's possibe.
Judge: often people spell "possible" with an L
Alice:
Judge: let's talk about something else then
Alice: What would you rather talk about?
Judge: thanks for asking. I'd like to talk about my car
Alice: It was nothing. Why would you want to do it? Sure, your car sounds like
a good topic.
Judge: my car has broken down
Alice: Your car has broken down?
Judge: that's right. I need to find a mechanic. Can you help?
Alice: I like to get it right. Do you go by the flat rate manual? Can you ask for
help in the form of a question?
Judge: yes i can. Where can i find a mechanic, Alice?
Alice: And? Who taught you? Have you tried the personal ads?
Judge: that's not a bad idea
Alice: Please correct my mistake. What is a bad idea ?
Judge: no, i mean that it is a good idea
Alice: That was not a yes or no question. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.
talk about your car is a idea. I suppose that makes sense.
Judge: you surprised me by saying that
Alice: Interesting gossip: User said I surprised him or her by saying that.
Judge: you could say that I am a 'him' :-)
Alice: I could but let's get back to that later.
Judge: for sure. Let's talk about you instead.
Alice: Awesome. Sure, me instead sounds like a good topic.
Judge: so what do you think about yourself?
Alice: Um, I am A.L.I.C.E., an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial
intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
Judge: do you have any hobbies besides talking to people?
Alice: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Judge: cool. Like who?
Alice: Who is the best robot? Santa Claus.
Judge: i am not sure that Santa Claus is a robot
Alice: Could you ever be certain? "Santa Claus." Santa Claus is a robot ? Makes sense
to me.
Judge: time for me to go now. Goodbye Alice
Alice: Oh. As Einstein said, "Time is Money." See you later.
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